Clampers...

In FAS today and one of the lads got clamped in the college even though he had a parking pass. Turns out he bought the car yesterday and forgot to change his reg over on the ticket :rolleyes:

So he rang the company, had the reg put on the parking pass and they sent the chap in to take it off. He arrived and expected to be paid at which point he was told "take it off or I will" to which the clamper laid down the challenge.

Que the photo.. Attachment 2247

Apprentices - 1
Clamper - 0
:D

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*Wankers.....

Will you be doing a write up on how to do this ? Lol


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Originally Posted by Steve320

Will you be doing a write up on how to do this ? Lol


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1: Deflate tire
2: Remove wheel nuts
3: Squeeze deflated wheel/tire out of clamp
4: Look at the pissed off face of the clamper who just arrived back
5: Laugh
6: Drop bottom ball joint
7: Hand clamper back his clamp
8: Re-inflate tire
9: Replace re-inflated wheel/tire
10: Smuggly walk away

Time taken: 20minutes
To have clamp removed: €90
Face on the clamper: Priceless


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Nice one!

Do they have difficulty putting them on lowered cars does anyone know. Had heard that they cannot actually touch the car they are clamping?

This one was between the drive shaft and wishbone, but some are clever enough and put the chain through the wishbone itself

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Hacksaw ;) no chain, no problem

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Hacksaw ;) no chain, no problem

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Damage to property letter to follow......

Dave you know my view on these matters, several kicks in the teeth would sort it out :)

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Hacksaw ;) no chain, no problem

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Do damage, no solicitor's letter

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Best job if its through the wishbone is cut the link of the chain that the lock is on and throw the off cut and the damaged link away. He's not going to have counted the links on the chain and he cant prove you didn't open the lock without proof. Consaw works best.

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Originally Posted by indigais

I once cut chain and take clamp with me and that's it
Before I do that I go to Garda and ask what's can happen Whan I do that thay answer me nothing

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Defiantly next time I get clamped I'll try this ahah


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Time to invest in a 36" bolt cutters I think :)


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