Car alarm went off last night. Checked, reset, back to bed. Nodded off, alarm went off again. Got up, checked reset. Nodding off, fooking thing goes off a third time. Get up, put the budgie smugglers on and went down stairs and out to the car. No sign of anything, so disabled it locked her back up and back to bed.
On route to work at stupid o clock this morning, sammy the bleedin spider - like something out of arachnophobia - hops down from god knows where to say hi. Little pox must've been triggering the interior motion sensors?