Could be wrong but I think she's an auto!Quote:
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Could be wrong but I think she's an auto!Quote:
Originally Posted by Gar
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I thought Advert was bad for low baller and people wanting stuff half price. Donedeal just as bad but they don't stop texting telling you then can get it for there price in better condition in there town. I don't know how some of you sell stuff on a daily bases.
On the way into work today saw a woman try to take a shortcut through the car park and over a kerb.......let's just say it didn't end well, passenger door straight into a BRIGHT YELLOW metal bolard and the door handle exploded with the impact, all I could do is stare in disbelief at the stupidity. If she has a partner I would love to see how she would explain it
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I have too witnessed some unexplainable driving in that crescent car park usually the females not to be bias or anything but witnessed a few driving straight on a turn out of the underground car park and ending up hanging on a curb then a merc that crashed straight into a lamp post no idea how but significant damage to the merc too.
The pole in question, fairly hard to missQuote:
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Just seen this on FB...
"Nationwide Corruption,
Minister Phil Hogan had an interest-free mortgage on his Haddington Square house valued at €1M, and also a luxurious penthouse in Portugal, Minister Hogan’s loans came through Irish Nationwide boss Michael Fingleton, Interest free…and Michael Fingleton got €21M pension on every one of you!!
Conflict of interest, violation of ethics, broken morale compass, Integrity, honesty,???
Phil Hogan supported his Banking Friends when voted in favour of the Eviction Bill, Land and Conveyancing Law reform Bill of 2013
Phil Hogan is the 32nd TD who supported Banks, not his people, Phil Hogan ignored the pain and suffering of innocent families throughout Ireland, his actions speak loud and clear?
Contact Phil Hogan and demand he honours his people first and revokes his support for the Eviction
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/PhilHoganTD
Email: philip.hogan@oireachtas.ie"
What a shit hole we live in. Seriously. At least other countries don't take the shit they get dished out.Quote:
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Managed to leave my phone behind in our lock up in work that now won't be back open until Monday. I feel soulless without it :crying:
On a more positive note, know one will be doing me head in this weekend, you know who YIS are :D
Serious orange peel http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/03/01/ty5u9ugy.jpg
Brazilian women try out the flyjet "probably nsfw"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ncguBHXvt4&feature=youtube_gdata_player
My younger brother was walking home last night after dropping his girlfriend home and some scrote tried to rob his iphone while he was on it ,
he didn't succeed in getting the phone but got plenty of thumps instead the brothers hand is swollen pretty bad so id say the scrote wont be snatching phones for a while :D:D
Tagging on here how do you do that
@[name]
Regards,
Andy
@ [ E36Austin ]Quote:
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^Without the spaces @[E36Austin]
In the gym this morning I seen a fella spotting another doing an incline bench press with 2.5kg on each end :D:D:D:D funniest thing I have seen in a loooong time!!
Was also on the Smith machine which adds to the funny ness :D
Spot me Bren, SPOT ME BREN!Quote:
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Amazing what you'll see..I thought going early in the morning I'd avoid the majorityQuote:
Originally Posted by ChrispyFish
of the nutjobs. Yesterday morning, lad wearing a bandana and dropping his barbell
on every rep, then this morning, two lads in their late thirties/early forties complete
with weight belts, chalk and hilariously tight vest tops throwing their weights all over
the shop....you'd think with all the gear they'd be at least able to hang on to the
weights!
Guy on FB claiming to have raced his 1.4 Astra against an M5 and left him sittin.
"He was the dumbest pile a skin I ever encountered he shudnt have been let have an m5 I remember it well twas at the toll in portlaois english reg yoke cud hear him tryin to drop the boot an givin the limiter in second an awful hammerin my yoke was self destructin I still left him sittin hahaha"
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Probably was Wayne he was racing.
Sent forward in time from my Nokia 3210
The new F1 cars just don't sound right.
For me the sound of an F1 car was one of the best in the world. Do think I will be watching much this year.
British touring car championship is miles better IMOQuote:
Originally Posted by E36Austin
it's doing my head in, woke the house up this morning because I had the volume on the telly right up trying to adjust my ears to the sound. When they tear off out of the pits some of the turbo noise is lovely though.Quote:
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@[Steve320] I've tried to get over it and i can't contain it anymore, your sig is getting on my tits. I keep reading it when you post something as if it's a statement related to the comment. :surprised:
Sorry mate :tounge:
Agreed! Even if there was a line over it or something to stop the eyes?Quote:
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Yeah no bothers :)Quote:
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Some man. Tah!Quote:
Originally Posted by Steve320
My prayer to BOD
Our Bod, Who was born in Dublin,
Hallowed be Thy Name.
Thy irish will come.
Thy French Will be done, on earth as it will be played in France. Give us this six nations as it will be BOD's last.
And forgive us our trashing of Italy,
as we forgive those English for just about beating us.
And lead us BOD into a win,
And deliver us the six nations. Amen
Going to see my brother in law play in the O2 tonight.... Should be a cracking night!
Kodaline? Very cool John, enjoy!
Ok, bit of background to the story:
My girlfriend and I are looking for a new place, and after a long and stressful search we've found this place on daft (see pictures below) in the most exclusive and suitable and generally perfect place for a very low price (600 per month) where usually apartment would go for 1100/1200+ so figured it's probably supposed to be 1600 or that there's some mistake, so we thought we'd call... Realised the number is missing a digit... right, figured it happens (seemingly to every single person selling anything on donedeal) so thought I'd drop an email.
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So I sent the email below:
> Subject: ******** apartment
> From: *******@hotmail.com
> Date: Fri, 14 Mar 2014 20:28:38 +0000
> To: donnapattison@hotmail.com
>
>Hi Donna,
>
> I tried to call but your number seems to be missing a digit. My partner and I are interested in viewing the apartment when possible, would you please contact me on 087 *** **** when you get a chance?
>
> Kind Regards,
>
> Peter ******.
>
> Sent from my iPhone
Anyway, a day has passed and no reply and noticed the ad was removed from daft, so thought it was weird as the ad was only an hour old when we saw it and emailed.
Then today, I get the following reply..... :D
From: donnapattison@hotmail.com
To: *********@hotmail.com
Subject: RE: ******* apartment
Date: Sun, 16 Mar 2014 13:37:00 +0000
Hello,
My name is Donna Pattison and I received your email of interest for the rental of my apartment located in ************ Cork. The apartment have 2 bedroom, 1 living room, 1 kitchen and 1 bathroom.
I am a research engineer for a pharmaceutical company and I bought the apartment while working on a 2 year contract in Ireland as an alternative to renting. I am the only owner of the apartment, the apartment is paid in full and with no legal problems. The apartment is not inhabited since I am no longer living in Ireland. You could be my second tenants.
My intention is to rent the apartment to nice, clean people and in order to do that I would like to know a little something about you, like how many persons do you intend to live in my apartment, do you have a steady income ,etc
In addition to everything else here is a little something about the apartment and myself so we can get to know each other.
The apartment is the one in the pictures from the advertisment. I have the option of sending all my furniture into storage if you want to bring your own (no extra costs)
The rent for 1 month is 600 euro (for the entire apartment) including all utilities (water, electricity, Internet, cable ). Security deposit is also 600 euro, and you get it back, when you decide to leave the apartment (you will have to give me at least 30 days notice). You can rent the flat for any period of time (open end contract).
About myself, I am 39 years old and I am a research engineer for pharmaceutical products, currently living in London, my home town .
You can move in the apartment in the same day when you receive the keys. The only problem is that I`m already in London but I hope that we shall find a solution.
Thank you for your interest and I look forward to hear from you soon.
PS: Here is the pictures of the apartment
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Best regards,
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Needless to say........... This raised alarm bells right left and centre..... By the way, look back at the pictures and notice the air conditioning in the living room / bedroom and the weird plugs in the kitchen :D
My reply had to be:
Hi Donna,
I have to apologise as I haven't been totally honest with you, my real name is Peter Pan, and myself and Tinkerbell would like to rent your apartment as she is pregnant and we're looking for a place to have our weird mutated half human / half fairy children.
I hope that's not too weird for you...
If that's ok, we will be happy to pay you a deposit of 600 fairy euros directly into your bank account, and 600 fairy euros per month rent in advance.
We both work in Never Land which is quite far from *******, but it's ok cause we can both fly. I am an interpreter for mermaids by day, and I play the pipes by night for some extra cash. My partner Tinkerbell fixes pots and kettles by day, and sells pixie dust on the corner of South Mall street by night in order for us to live our extravagant lifestyles.
I look forward to your reply, as your apartment suits our needs perfectly and we would like to move in as soon as possible.
Regards,
Peter Pan and Tinkerbell.
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Looking forward to her reply :D
Have you tried rose property rentals in cork they are fairly up to date and always getting new apartments up ( they are on the main douglas road)
Tried everywhere at this stage Steve, we are a tad fussy though I have to say...
Had the same experience when buying a dog , the 'seller' asked me to forward payment to cover vaccination and sounded like they had just discovered google translate , ho hum , usual crap - if it seems too good to be true then it usually is.Quote:
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To be fair , I don't don't know if I'd rent to peter pan , bloody crocodiles and pirates all over the gaff.
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Micksgarage cheapo mann filters
Know anyone looking for a heap of old landrover parts going cheap??
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Regards,
Andy
Call the lads in Otto car parts Andy as the owner is big into them ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALbEZzJxg-Y&feature=youtube_gdata_player e36 on dyno :D
Failed NCT on high idle :tounge:Quote:
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Set the emissions machine on fire :D